Maybe it’s ya mom?

You won’t find help for that here detective. We are upstanding individuals who value the hard work of individuals.

Who else is celebrating the great global cook-off this week?

AFAIK they haven’t. Which is a shame cuz I’d love to play it.

This is like asking for people who don’t like breathing. Humans are wired to enjoy their own farts. But “enjoy” is a bit of a misnomer. In reality when huffing your own fart, the brain is sampling composition via the nose, and this then affects food cravings and appetite. This is a feedback loop that improves our diets.