𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐

And now Russia plays… Steven Seagal.

Time to play meedley-meedley on the thin strings and small frets.

He will sit so hard.

See, you don’t understand. /s

Nothing ever matters, and nothing ever happens.

Full disclosure: You’ll notice an edit on my parent. I originally submitted isnt. No one is immune from the curse.

isn’t she’s

Meh. Pedant time.

The first step of every testcase is supposed to fail to ensure a testing framework can fail in the scope of the testcase. In practice nobody acknowledges this, much less incorporates it.

Without, one is forced to concede that the test environment is not sane—and, therefore, no case under test is certifiable—because it cannot be known, for certain, if failure was a possibility.

Nobody cares.

Why Threema?

Currently limited to groups chats of 256 participants and group calls of 16 participants

For privacy, freedom, and control, iOS is out. As with Telegram, I advise staying away from the Google variant and highly recommend the Threema Libre implementation for Android. Licenses are not compatible across variants, so stick with the Threema Shop!

• Open source full E2EE (end-to-end encryption) platform with regular security audits
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“While some of the findings presented in the paper may be interesting from a theoretical standpoint, none of them ever had any considerable real-world impact,” the post stated. “Most assume extensive and unrealistic prerequisites that would have far greater consequences than the respective finding itself.”

Mind your cardboard.

The danger is real.

Love the Wololo.

They’re his people.

Now I’ve got a young Sally Struthers in my head pimpin’ out ThighMaster.

Odd times.

There’s a lot more implication to her reaction when you hear the question she was asked.

thank mr skeltal

The parent wasn’t looking for an explanation.

They were commenting on how hard your wetware bricked.

not being defined except for being confusing and possibly enraging

You just defined shitposting, my guy.

Are you sure you didn’t set low-detail with the viewport cranked way down? I played it on the same model with a math co-processor and it could not handle high-detail and the large viewport in the video.

Edit: I’m fairly certain I had a math co-processor, but I’ll defer to you on this detail just in case. That would certainly make a sizeable difference.

40MHz is plenty for doom.

Ew, no. Even 386DX-40 is terrible for Doom:

Doom timedemo 386 DX 40 MHz DOS PC

486SX-33 is certainly playable, but you really want 486DX2/66:

Doom Timedemo - 486DX2/66MHz

Edit: grammar

Edit 2: These videos are accurate, btw. I upgraded from 386SX-25 to 486SX-33 just for Doom while my friend got the 486DX2/66 Packard Bell. Envy.

Edit 3: My memory forced me to go back and properly designate the models.

That’s all Adam Carolla, baby.

He hates ‘fair share’ rhetoric, and boy does he go off about it.

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He got a star for makin’ poopy.

Nope.

“This engine is woke.”