I like the 1945 shot better. (NSFF)

They’re still around, tho:

Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

Edit: In case you don’t like surprises: https://wiby.me/

Typical Mac user.

…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.

Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement

Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.

Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins

I love Facebook math.

Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.

The AI ate my homework.

Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.

https://media.giphy.com/media/TeDpSbeCLAPtu/giphy.gif

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

And yet they’re bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.

That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

She’s the only one in that group I wouldn’t want to get into fight with.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.