This could be us but you clownin.

We need more militant soup activists.

Randy are you on my side?
“I don’t know! Do you like Northumbria?”
For the last time YES. Ugh. Let’s all wear the same color next time guys.

They’re making a mess out of Mesopotamia.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

They should have had one kid with a bassoon.

There was once a dream that was Rome. It was wholesome and cute.

Rat cruise! World tour! All you can eat and plenty of places to scurry off to!

This looks incredible!

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

Yeah so I used the cousin thing as an in. I mean if anyone’s gonna bang my cousin it’s me! -Einstein

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

Anal is now first base.