So… This is kinda where I wish graphics stayed. It’s probably not the majority opinion, but I wanna feel like I’m playing a video game and not really life. Plus, I feel there was a bit more creativity in making graphics. I’m old, but I loved stuff in Doom and Duke Nukem and EverQuest. Everything now kinda just looks… Brown and dark? Or similar?

I dunno. Might just be the rantings of an old person!

When I bring my banana through the cashier lane they give me a dirty look. But when I ride one of the lawnmowers inside and try to mount a self check out, I get kicked out of the store. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Like sleeping with a lawn mower in the room. But I’d take that over being sticky and hot.

And yet, he’s talking about this bullshit “weave” and how master English professors are saying it’s the most brilliant thing they’ve ever heard. He can talk about nine different things on all different topics and his conclusion managed to tie them all together in this amazing finale. No one else is able to do it and he had stumped so many people with how he managed to sound so incredible.

Barf.

Banking on the following comments from the right, which they use for every artist’s endorsement:

They’re a has been washed up. Who even is this person? Guess I can cross him/her off my list I don’t even know who this person is, what does it matter? This won’t move the needle at all They should keep their options out of politics When is the last time this person has been relevant? Of course they would, all actors/actresses/artists are blue

Spin the ol wheel and let’s see what we land on.

I can smell this area

They changed out their bread too, didn’t they? Not in a good way like you’d expect because of the price change, but like, dough mixed with cardboard.