The artist knew what they were doing, they chose to give the monkey butt dimples even though they make no sense because of the fur

You have convinced me, reddit user LeResist, from now on I will be perfectly selfless by swearing loyalty to the largest ethnic group, the Han Chinese

I don’t think looking Italian is the bad part about being one

Tomatoes from the store are refrigerated, which turns them pretty bland, and they probably don’t do that to canned tomatoes. I can’t say I’ve ever eaten them straight from the can to compare, though.

I think people generally overestimate the effectiveness of the “weird” thing for actually getting votes. It probably goes over well with the loyalist democrats, but those are already going to vote for you anyway. I don’t think it does anything for disaffected liberals, or dissuades lukewarm Trump voters, Trump is just too likable of a weirdo for it and now seems even more anti-establishment.

I will also not do anything differently, unless I am forced to. You are welcome.

Who can say, but I do find the liberal “proof” of Trump’s dictatorial intent flimsy, and am also skeptical of his ability to do a self-coup if he did want to end democracy.

The End of Democracy narrative they have been building absolutely justifies it, if nothing happens it will be because they never really believed all those things

Clothesline -> bounce off the ropes -> elbow drop

It’s pretty liberal sadly, but it’s still worth playing if you are into Persona-like JRPGs.

In the EU they have to sell it as “pink cocaine-like drug”

Hexbear is full of liberal tankies that want to destroy the US constitution (I’m trying to make a site tagline here)

Didn’t you hear he died in 2022 (throat slashed)? He even had an in memoriam during that year’s Superbowl, between the Mcdonald’s and Burger King ads.

It’s really telling that it’s always Slaanesh these people choose to over-dedicate themselves to, rancid vibes

It’s shocking how often short-form pop science content is just straight up wrong, and not even in the Veritasium way where the videos are misleading in a way that makes them more sensational, just wrong for no reason about high school level physics. Surely it can’t lead to that much increased engagement, they must be made specifically to torment me.

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I bet there are like five people in the world that got so excited about this being announced that they paced around their home for half an hour

The Diablo expansion ad with a slowed-down version of Behind Blue Eyes might be the worst one of those yet, at this rate we will reach the top of the S-curve of bad game trailer innovation in 2030 (a slow version of Californication for GTA 7)

Those are all like top 100 words, we should try loaning more of them

When you are making a metaphor for something reactionary, please consider how it affects us in the Ethical Necromancy community. I’m not even demanding you stop saying stuff like “resurrecting the shambling corpse of scientific racism” or anything, it’s fine, really, but once in a while you could use a necromancy metaphor for something cool. Maybe “summoning the badass undead giant bat mount of international communism”? Or “Using the bones of myriad creatures to raise an undefeatable giant skeleton of left-wing radicalism”? Just some food for thought.