A pimply, greasy, meth smoking teen jerked off into my the cheese sauce. Or at least bragged about it to one of the co-workers.

Needless to say we had to dump the batch. As if they wasn’t bad enough, when we dumped it, the bottom was caked in some kind of disgusting mold. It had probably been weeks or months since it had been emptied or cleaned

I worked a couple fast food jobs in college. Trust me when I say, you shouldn’t eat fast food.

There was an incident with the cheese sauce when I worked at Arby’s. I have not had any processed cheese sauce from any restaurant since.

The sign at their table says Speed relationships.

This is exactly correct. Child of the early 70s.

I heard my peers say this about the 80s and had to laugh and laugh.

For every Prince, there were 100 sucky bands.

This is capitalism. It doesn’t care where it comes from or how the money comes in. But b***h better have my money.

This is why the country is going to hell. It can’t even invest in infrastructure anymore because there’s no short term profit in it.

Welcome to our late stage capitalist nightmare.

Seems like a win for the morality police.

Thank you, I love this.

I puttered with an oud for a couple years but it was not a good one and playing it was frustrating.

Would love to try a really nice one.

Anyone recommend a good iPhone app for Mastodon?

That’s literally all I’ve heard in the USA my entire life.

“We’re protecting you from: Soviet Communists Arab Terrorists Illegal Aliens Communist China ISIS Putin’s Russia”

I guess when your country can’t go 2 years without starting a war somewhere, you get used to it. -

It’s time for radical action and violent resistance.

We’re staring into the face of human extinction and people are still quibbling about consumer choice.

it’s going to take much, much more direct and violent action to force change.

“Think globally, act locally” and other such clever slogans that seemed so logical and made so little impact.

How about “round up the heads of oil companies and deliver them to a firing squad?”

Not as much zing to it though.

This is it exactly. We have to turn off the f*cking spigot at the source!

There is no amount of science or innovation that’s going to save us. It’s going to take “holy shit we’re all going to die horribly” panic from world leaders to forcefully cut off the source, which is oil and its byproducts.

Short of that, no amount of responsible consumerism can stem this tide.

Why wait for them to act? It’s already bad enough.

lights torch, sharpens pitchfork