“So, are you going to pay out of pocket for college now?”

“No, I’m getting student loans.”

“Do you know what department in the federal government does student loans? The department of education, which Trump is going to get rid of.”

“Damn it!”

Wow, they are buying ads but haven’t made any new content since 2012?. Must be a desert bus for hope promotion.

I can believe that Trump won on the backs of “people voting only for Trump and no one else on the ballot”, since Trump was running far ahead of all the other republican candidates. Means once Trump dies of old age, there will be a power vacuum. Remember, democrats have run two women and Biden in the decade span that republicans have only ran Trump.

I think it is as good time as any to introduce everyone to the four theives vinegar collective. Their diy drug making system is only as safe as the people using it are careful - but if kennedy running the show, probably be as safe as corporate.

Trump: “What do you advise I say on abortion?”

Trump advisor: “Just… just stop talking about abortion.”

Trump, 10 minutes later to a journalist: “Stop talking about abortion!”

Tucker Carlson’s dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?

Bad puppers!

OR an unbiblical cord?

Merrick Garland: “Wait, they can do that?”

Jimmy Carter has to hang on for 14 more years.

Don’t engineers have a portable AH?

I remember when it was only implied sex - and then they cut away to show an elevator slowly filling up with tanks…

In the event of a electoral system collapse, the BIOS of government is “who would the military support?”

Harris wins enough states to get to 270 and then (Some electoral votes get sent wrong/don’t get sent and congress/SCOTUS rules Trump the winner), Harris asked the military “who do you support?” and it might be Trump is put in jail by the military before he can be sworn in. Sets a bad “president”, but if you throw out the rules to win, expect the other side to do the same.

Lister: “Rimmer, death isn’t the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn’t screw your career up like it used to.”

Rimmer: “That’s what they say, Lister, but if you had two people coming for a job and one of them was dead, which one would you pick?”

Lister “It depends which is better qualified.”

Rimmer “Bullpats. When was the last time you saw a dead newsreader?”

Lister “Channel 27 had a hologram reading the news.”

Rimmer “Oh. Groovy, funky Channel 27. Big smegging deal. You livies hate us deadies.”

They rejected 25% earlier. Hope that the extra 10% does the job.

Drive up home prices Trump’s property values.

With the different distros of Linux, do different things support different distros? Like Zoom is support on Arch but not Mint, and Steam is supported in Mint but not Arch; or if an app supports Linux, it is on all distros? And if there is differences, do you have different partitions for different types of Linux?

Time is running for Harris to break with Biden ON ANYTHING. You saw a jump in poll numbers between Biden and Harris because people thought she would be different. Every interview she gives saying “I am the status quo” pushes her numbers back to Biden.

If anyone can survive the AI text apocalypse, it is wikipedia. They have been fending off and regulating article writing bots since someone coded up a US town article writer from the 2000 census (not the 2010 or 2020 census, the 2000 census. This bot was writing wikipedia articles in 2003)

It would be ironic if all they did was show up to overturn roe, and this election would have had them sit out the election, but then due to the abortion ammendments they were pushed back into voting.

What we need is an armada of gay speedboats…