I am the eggman, (Ooh) They are the eggmen, (Ooh) I am the walrus, Goo goo g’ joob.

Ive always thought the doctor in voyager was an underused character. He was a near immortal AI made out of light. He could still be around during the heat death of the universe, dishing out snarky remarks. He would probably have some wild stories to tell.

It probably wont be too long until the greedy bastards try to roll back this, wait a few years. Access to information really needs to be a basic right that cannot be toggled on and off depending on who is sitting on the fcc.

When he is teleporting through the wall, i can picture the the sound that he makes, and it is the same as super mario 64 backwards stair jump speed glitch. Yahhoo, yahhoo, yayayayayayayayayayayayayayahhoo.

Waiting for the fork named fuckyu-ntndo.

Im not sure how i feel about that, and this might be an unpopular take, but does everyone need an absolutely untarnished past to be able to be recognized for something? Or can we just accept that while not a perfect person, he is a pretty decent figurehead for anti-putinism?

Can you order cake like you can order pizza? This calls for further investigation.

In my case it was:

Me: I want to change my car tire, and i naturally assume we are parked safely in the garage. This is a routine maintenance thing after all.

Car: Sure thing! bork

Me: Umm, why are wrapped around a tree?

Car: Well, we were currently going 60mph, and we posted about it on this website.

Me: Why is there no warning that tells me that doing maintenance now will crash my car?

Car: Well like i said, there is, and it is on this website you should have gone to.

I once did an apt-get upgrade in the middle of when debian testing was recompiling all packages and moving to a new gcc version. I get it, using testing invites stuff like this. But come on, there should at least be a way to warn people beforehand.

So how much higher are the odds of alien life being crabs than resembling something close to humans?

This, when chrome starts to prevent adblocking, which is coming in the next few months, i predict firefox will see a pretty big uptick in usage.

Rest in peace Bill Hicks.

“Given enough time, Hydrogen starts to wonder where it came from, and where its going.”

No, just browser session tokens if you loaded the site during the hack. And the tokens were reset after the site came back up.