I’m smart. I work a smart person job with a lot of really smart people, which makes me feel not smart at times because a lot of my coworkers are smarter than me. I’m also insane though.

Are you AVAB (assigned Vim at birth) or are you trans-editor?

We live in a simulation

I know you sent this for me personally as a reminder to get back on my meds because it just showed up on my phone without me opening it, and I appreciate you for it.

I would definitely never own shoes with laces! Slip on shoes only for me!

only boost your dopamine levels temporarily

That’s true if you’re only under the influence of drugs and alcohol temporarily. Be high and/or drunk all the time and it will boost your dopamine permanently.

Source: my 20’s.

He’s the only one who can stop the Clintons and other satanic reptilians from consuming fetus juice in pizza parlor basements.

C. BSD using Anarchist Femboys

D. Jailbroken iOS Authoritarian Furries

Mostly these communities but yeah there’s a lot of reposts:

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world !memes@lemmy.ml !memes@sopuli.xyz

Walkman

“your worst nightmare”

There’s a good comparison here.

I also have a pixel 6, still running the stock Google OS, but I’d like to try Graphene OS… Is there anything that worked on the stock Google OS that you had trouble with on Graphene OS?

I used to have a Huawei phone and there was a way to change the model number. It was an extra step I had to do first, but since the hardware was otherwise the same, I did manage to successfully flash another regions ROM on my US model.

Boring! I’d rather call escorts of Gurgaon.

Sense of humor

喂你好！（or any language the caller probably doesn’t understand!)

I might be about to get fired for that one too lol

after you watch the Human Centipede movie, watch the South Park Human CentiPad episode.

I got the vaccine and I’m a gay frog now.