#keepportlandweird

… but I like the side pockets

I really hope they are not setting the stage for military intervention in Mexico, that would be their stupidest move.

Me: “What did you think about Trump’s mugshot?”

My neighbor: “We got him!”

Me: “My daughter laughed and said it was funny that “they put him in timeout” because he was only there for like 20 minutes.”

My neighbor: “Wait, he’s out already?”

IT’S BEEN 5 MINUTES WHERE ARE MY EPISODES!

If he likes the mom more than the dad, isn’t it a sign he’s not gay?

There is no future in which the left succeeds for good in which workers of the most industrialized countries are asleep.

But which are the industrialized countries now? America has moved from industrial capitalism to financial capitalism.