that’s funny because “nods, satisfied” is the title of my sex tape.

if they find out who took it, they tell him it’s

Not yo cheese!

notyo cheese!

nacho cheese.

I’m completely ignorant to Lemmys comment markup.

nah man I ain’t filling out that shit list.

leave that shit to Doug.

isn’t that where we’re supposed to be storing our scheckles?

or they melt?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WV4UG1JHqVofI6KveA

when it’s half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.

my brain read this to me in captain Raymond Holts voice from Brooklyn 99

RIP

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

Das a garbage bag man

probably only gets 10 miles per gas grass or ass.

I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

I bet he says layer of thy mother a lot.

haha you’re right. i meant nine point eight meters per second per second

I always figured Russian values were 9.8m^2

you know … terminal… velocity from falling out of buildings.

well hi there!

hes loadin up on eye liner to attract the loads from those cum gutters

yo mama so fat the injuns tried circling her and …well they… couldn’t.

mofo prob thought the shit said NAMBLA

Das pintos