offendicula

Ahhh of course it was the Onion

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…

beautiful!!

tyranids jus hungy 🥰

(that one in particular cracked me up)

I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I’m a regular coffee drinker and I’m convinced it’s some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.

That BBC statement was so enraging I had the momentary urge to downvote this post in order to downvote what I’d just read.

It’s not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It’s on the Verge alright… verge of unreadability 🙄

Every time that song comes on I have to brace myself for the feels that are coming

Sting - The Soul Cages

This album was written when his father died. It’s a loose concept album and it devastates from beginning to end but if you haven’t heard it before two of the tracks hit hard as standalones:

Island of Souls The Soul Cages

There’s something about smaller TVs for sure.

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

: : :)

Jack Nicholson voice: You can’t HANdle the tooth!

Gladiator, I saw it opening weekend

My bad!! I thought it was “unixsocks” but that’s the name of the magazine. Sorry!! Your name is great :)

Username checks out

Exactly

He’ll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.

¿por qué no los dos?

Patches