Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.

When I got my tongue pierced, and three of my tattoos done their space lord song was playing. It got to the point if I did not hear it during a tattoo visit I would ask the artist to play it. Only song of theirs I know.

the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL)

For those that also had no idea what a bbl is.

I am in the states, my only non-Walmart grocery store is 0.5km and before my bike was stolen I used to ride there for groceries quite often. I rarely walk it, but I also hike ~9km a day with my dog.

I am in New Mexico and our temps are more like 36-39c. I am trying to get out of my truck more.

I only listen to one band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO1ebXqUFDw

non-paywalled link

non-paywalled link

I walk like zoidberg until it is dry.

You know those pressure washer videos where they clean sidewalks? Like that, but it is your poop shoot being cleaned.

I thought it was the protein that gave milk its good bubbles.

I replaced the toilet paper with a bidet, no more dust.

Excited for Alien: Romulus

For years I really disliked 28 Days Later, I forget why exactly, but I did. Then I was drug to see 28 Weeks Later and absolutely loved it. I went back and watched 28 Days Later and really liked it too.

And block those you do not want to see if you use all.

I really wish lemmy had a mute option in addition to block. There are both users and communities I do not want to see posts from, but if I see comments (from users) and visit certain communities that is okay.

Some users seem to post every single news article they happen upon, most time I think without reading any of them. I tend to avoid all of their posts, a mute button would be fantastic.

Enable 2fa

They added experimental WASD controls yesterday.

Not a question, change my mind.

I don’t have time to curate

They do not want to fix the problem, they want it to fix itself.

Prison email/messaging systems are also an absolute gouge.

A buddy of mine is incarcerated. When he went in in 2017 I bought email tokens, they were $1 each. I am about to use my last token and I worry how much it will be now.

Which implies that PokeBalls have existed for millions of years…

Evolution in Pokémon does not take millions of years. If you leave a Pokémon in your pocket with the wrong rock it is going to evolve, or if it becomes your friend it may evolve.