nandos_house_of_glues [she/her]

i just wish it was the cool one and not a sentient McRib

bit idea: painting “THE DATA” on a stick and beating liberals with it

i do make one for myself often enough for work lunch, using this peanut butter and a smallish amount of blackberry preserves. i guess it’s not a quinoa bowl or some shit but it’s cheap and it works for the unpaid 30m break that i get.

My husband isn’t my partner. He’s my mentor, my lover, and, only in certain contexts, my friend.

Pakleds are more self aware than Elmo has ever been

nice try officer, my moon sign is secured for opsexual reasons

Removed by mod

struggle sessions suck but they are a part of our national character and cannot be resolved by outside interlopers. the only way out is through (posting)

same, Boston black bloc goes hard tho, we’ll be ready

synthesis: the brizzler