You can’t find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

The hamberdler

Boiling the pasta removes some of the starches from the pasta, which is why people recommend adding some pasta water into your sauce. Maybe you’re allergic to those starches?

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

Harambe?

Thanks 🍿

I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”

These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than “Can somebody stop that alarm?”

Do they have to be mine?

Unfortunately not everyone can get it. It shows me this :

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Aw, you shouldn’t.

You’re not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we’d have to include meteor showers to “the elements”

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns

Title could be better. Something like “Ex Xbox Exec Explains…”. So much for journalistic integrity.

You could make falafel

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.