Sony Computer “Entretcher”???

you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Can I lick it?

Green - yes, you can!

Yellow, Red, Purple - no, you can’t!

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

how do I install X

Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy

I am once again asking:

Do you fear God? —(yes)—> TempleOS

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

so it’s pronounced Toys “ya” Us, not Toys “are” Us?

Do you fear god?

Yes: TempleOS

No: Hannah Montana Linux

“haha you failed” well someone had to keep your girlfriend happy

do I look like I know what a “JphEg” is?

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

…or have enough money time. But they say time is money so either way works

and all he got was that lousy t-shirt

Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

Fahrenheit: how hot humans feel

Celsius: how hot water feels

Kelvin & Rankine: how hot atoms feel

not trying to turn this into a contest but…

got out, over 2 years ago

Math was my favorite subject in school, and I think that adding the phrase “after dark” to something made it sound cooler. So I combined the two to create my username.

EDIT: my display name (not username) is the exact opposite of the display name I used on aliensite