Well…nazis dying is THE RIGHT THING TO DO!

And I capitolize it, because it needs to be said, it needs to be heard, and it needs to be agreed on by everybody.

And if you’re thinking that everybody does agree that nazis are bad, then why are we seeing a resurgence?

Kill all the nazis I say!

Maybe Hawkings wheelchair battery died, and you are at the bus stop. What’s he going to do? Say no? See, he would never say no…because of the implication.

This is just the first step towards making Dr Octopuss a reality. AND WE DON’T HAVE SPIDERMAN TO SAVE US!!!

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McDonalds in 2023 tried using AI in their drive thru. It lasted all of 3 weeks before McDonalds realized their business went down 70%. People were trying to order “BIG MAC” and the AI would add 33 apple pies.

Then they would get frustrated, and drive off without paying or getting anything.

I’ve seen other similar stories from other companies. Maybe not to the same degree. But the theme of the day is CEOs pay billions to integrate AI. Then find out that best case scenario is it works slightly worse than humans. Worst case is it crumbles their business. But at no point have I ever read a story where CEOs gain big advantages from investing in AI. But now they already paid the money, so dammit they’re going to use it!

And thats where we are today. Join us 5 years from now when Verizon replaces their entire crew with AI, and becomes just a keyosk in the mall with a touch screen.

Humans elected trump, and are just the worst. This isn’t even new information. The old phrase in the 1970s was “people suck”. Probably some old classic car that still has that bumper sticker somewhere.

Yeah…wait until you hear of the horrors russian soldiers did in the early days of the war.

I won’t elaborate, because it’s too disturbing. I wish I didn’t know, and won’t subject you to that same knowledge.

“Anyone remember radioshack?”

Is that where we are now? Ugh. Hello grey hair. Hello back pain. Hello depressing reminders that I’m no longer 20…

Yes. I remember RadioShack. I even remember “The Shack”. I also remember “Blockbuster Video”.

Cleaned out your wallet, eh? Those tarrifs really hitting hard…

Ok…but the holiday special came out in like 1981.

Jasmine sung with Aladdin a whole new world.

I don’t know who Merida, Raya, and Aurora are. Must have been after my time.

“No problem. Your membership ends at the end of the month. Please come back when you’ve got your shit together and want to rejoin.”

This makes me want to join your gym. Direct to the point, no bullshit, and a bit of sass. I like it.

Ok, horrifiying implications of the main story aside, why are you on facebook at all???

God damn! How badly do you want to tickle Elmo???

So…Basically just another negative user with nothing of value to contribute besides a largely unwanted sarcastic comment?

Plot twist. I move in instead.

I’m bringing farm animals. No, I’m not a farmer. I’m going to go steal some cows. Don’t worry. I’ll let you care for them the right way. I have no clue how to care for the 24 roosters I left in your bed. Or the 13 cows I left in the attic. Fun fact, cows can walk up stairs, but not down. Also, there’s a bear in the shower, but that one wasn’t me.

You’re out of pie…

FINALLY a ghost that doesn’t look like it’s part of the klan.

Have you tried putting down the technology and just petting the cat for hours?

So there I was. Barbeque sauce on my titties.

If someone on social media spreads total bullshit, what happens ? Nothing.

Thats not true. They become president.