“The chimpanzee shot itself trying to understand the median American voter.”

Mickey Mouse Presidency just like LeBron’s Mickey Mouse ring

Mickey Mouse Presidency just like LeBron’s Mickey Mouse ring

DNC consultant: Uh, I found this big blue button labeled “Start the Steal” in the back here. It was looking a little dusty too.

Monster Hunter Wilds beta! Feeling comfortable with hammer, sword and shield, and gun lance. Gonna try to learn lance too. The performance was a little jank with multiple monsters and players on screen, but hope the demo was an older build or something but that might be cope lol.

Still playing Metaphor and I’m around 55 hours in. Made a mistake and had to go back to an older save and lost about 3-4 hours of progress lol. I’m playing on hard mode and enjoying it, but have some gameplay mechanics criticisms and why they’re extra punishing for no reason. This game feels around the same difficulty as an SMT game and not Persona. Also there’s a TON of menuing and moving stuff around in your equipment/inventory to have the right spells for weaknesses. Other than that it’s my GOTY, i think.

He’s so fucking lame

The whole OST is banger after banger. I always come back to Sunleth Waterscape and Serah’s Theme. It’s so beautiful.

liked Final Fantasy 13 and 13-2. Lightning Returns is trash.

healer/support or mage

he a fan he a fan he a fan

DEI chin has been the best thing gamer chuds have come up with in a bit. I’m always pointing out DEI elbows and kneecaps and ankles on video game characters now. My favorite is DEI ass where, depending on the gamer chud, the ass is either too big or hank hill ass.

RGG’s Yakuza games are the only good games at this point.

2025 is looking to be another peak gaming year. I’m so hyped about Ghost of Yotei. Really enjoyed my lethal playthrough of Tsushima and hope Yotei can exceed it.

another GOAT move by Capcom

oh so it’s illegal to hang out with your Turkish friends now?

dandori issue

50,000 of these types of voters will ultimately decide the election in Nov.

The average American swing voter

Red Alert 2

haven’t been playing any “real games” since I took a detour recently to get caught up in Genshin for the new patch that just got released. The new country got me to play again unfortunately lol. I still want to continue my Borderlands 3 playthrough and Ace Attorney trilogy soon though.