When life gives you lemons…

Demand to see life’s manager.

kill -9 $(pidof <process>)

Conversely, it’s also very funny to respond to self-important adults babbling nonsense with baby talk.

Must to what?

Btw also an awesome way of telling people you’re pregnant.

fyi, systemctl disable/enable has a --now flag

It looks extremely al dente.

“The only thing that stops a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun.”

I had hopes other drivers would have joined Verstappen in the swearing in some kind of ‘I’m motherfucking Spartacus’ moment.

I heard they recently switched to pagers because cell phones where deemed to be compromised. So I think besides the direct deaths and injuries, this attack also targeted lines of communication and trust in technology as a whole (or anything supplied by your superior even).

“There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

*Alonso frantically searching for his helicopter hat and skateboard*

Wow, 152 people died during a verdict?

I don’t eat meat at all myself

So turkey is still on the menu then, in Minnesota at least.

Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!

like a 504 Internal Server Error

I don’t think so Tim.

“Absolute honesty isn’t always the most diplomatic nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings”.
— TARS

–force-and-I-really-mean-it-this-time

They already added some much needed vowels with Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran and UAE. So SUBERECTII would be a possible acronym ?

Keep in mind an unencrypted /boot partition still leaves you open to an evil maid attack. I’m not really paranoid (or interesting) enough that I feel the need to take measures to prevent those kinds of attacks, but your situation may differ.