highly anticipated… yea right. pixel phones haven’t done anything highly anticipated for years now.

looks like a giant turd

isn’t it enough that so many people use iPhones geez. company has so much money.

it’s natively rootable

technically true

are you the apostrophe police or something?

post it!

Everyone lives in amazing homes in movies and they all have amazing jobs like director of the cia at like 25 years old and they do a lot of work while walking quickly down the hallways barking instructions to their assistants on their sides.

i actually did this recently successfully at an airport. made it in time by a few minutes.

born to roll

wow. big deal

this is like that cat biting the corn

lame. make it like $500 or something

the worst one

nice post

but who made the uranium?

what’s the point of the huge buttons?

thick phone, big battery, rootable, headphone jack, no curve screen

this happened to me once but it turned out to actually be a centipede.

ah yes, spice