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If you read anything on the internet about ‘training’ then you will almost certainly be reading bullshit. Nobody can hold something in that area of their throat and be perfectly fine about it without being a genetic freak (and the nerves just don’t respond the same), or having such a large amount of trauma induced damage there that they have lost those nerves.

The trick is that there IS a particular time when your body doesn’t mind having something solid/liquid in that space. The idea is that the throat works by splitting gasses from solids/liquids, and it has this neat little mechanism called the epiglottis that flaps over in a protective manner when you’re swallowing. You swallow the dick, and the dick doesn’t suddenly contact the open epiglottis and induce a lot of horrendous feelings. That also means the dick needs to be removed before you suddenly have a need to breathe and then suddenly the dick contacts the open epiglottis.

Larger sizes make things harder. My horse dick dildo is not anywhere near as easy as my tentacle dildo, for example, despite being shorter by an inch. The free-diving trick of taking a bunch of deep breaths to blow off as much carbon dioxide is also good, because it will delay that CO2 induced need to breathe for longer.

First spitroast me, THEN I want to be lifted by my wrists by one and have him raise and lower me on the other who is holding my legs wide open. Then if one is big/long enough, I want one to use his hands and force my head onto the other’s dick until I choke (and I can completely take an ~11" right now without much choking).

It looks like there is a mark on the ground. Its angle and the way the door frame looks makes me think it is one of those sliding doors.

Yay! More heavy metals! I love mercury!

I think it’s a compare/contrast pair. He said that he’s “pretty deep into it,” where “it” is a pretty wide circle, but then contrasts how deep of an entry it is by stating something in the entire perverted circle but out of “[his] circle.”

IME lots of boys like the idea, but have a low tolerance for loss of control, and no confidence that even if worked up gently they would actually enjoy being pushed.

Aye to the tolerance, but I think that is a HEAVY trust issue more than anything else. They’re coming to someone they’ve basically never met before, and you think completely giving up control is going to be okay? That’s how folks get murdered (statistically rare, sure, but can you imagine a better scenario for killing someone?) in every bad fiction novel and ‘true crime’ talkyrecording.

I like a full story that doesn’t have characters ignore their sexuality. There’s a story going on right now on literotica called the pleasures of hell that’s fun. It is a little too much sex (though that’s part of the story), because I want to find out what’s going on, goddamnit! The worldbuilding (sort of laughable in the context of a literotica story, but it’s good) is interesting enough that I want to read what the characters are getting into more than the other characters that they’re getting into ;)

but that’s the sort of writing I want. And of course, I want all the ‘will they / won’t they’ and other stupid tropes to be nonexistent. Give me ‘real’ relationships, gorramit!

Joining the party late on this one, but maybe try the ‘full nelson’ position? You’re still facing away, but there shouldn’t be anything contacting the abdomen. You can modify it by changing the position from fully lying down all the way to sitting up.

If life was perfect and other activities weren’t around (that are just as much fun and fulfilling) then up to three times a day would be amazing. Maybe more. Day to day would be lounging around and cuddling and generally exploring the nature of time in small traces of fingertips on skin.

I’m on a long dry streak though, because I’m in an area dominated by conservative assholes, and I’m really not the type to go to bars or other hookup type spots (I’m a romantic [and very slow in relationships] and shy and generally paranoid, sue me) in the one small queer area that exists. Way too concerned that people in that area are getting scoped out and tracked now. So, tangent aside, I can obviously do with way less than once per week. I think I’d be happy if a partner was generally up for two or three times per week of actual sex, but massages and cuddling are daily mandatory events. I like to touch and be touched.

Edit: plus, the ‘quality’ of the sexual activity will matter greatly. As much as I love choking on someone’s horse-sized phallus, I doubt I could keep up with that multiple times a day. I’m pretty sure my dentist has commented without commenting directly on it, asking about some bruising. Boy howdy, was that a surprise. Same with the cunnilingus: my face and tongue just can’t keep up; it is incredibly tiring and induces sore muscles like nobody’s business.

That was my first thought as well. Like hell some fucktards with delusions are going to take my okay symbol, my weird mask on the face symbol, and my punch game symbol!

Before I’d say that, I’d really want to see the footage, not just a picture of a very particular moment. Sort of like how when you watch the video of musk, it is absolutely clear what he is doing.

No, no, Chad is still sipping his lite beer and making sure everyone else gets a little water when they need it. The party’s gotta continue, and he needs everyone on their best! But then he gives the sweet drink!

Fighting takes too much energy. It was never a witty comic, but it would resonate with you when you were in the office job that had a nepo boss making random decisions. The life of the comic was just the same joke said in a thousand different ways though, which is why we can now look at it and mentally shrug.

Wait, what bit? I still have that song occasionally come on the ‘disney playlist.’ Admittedly, the only thing I can remember is a ‘square with a horn,’ but you’d think I would notice something racist in the middle.

Eh, the mouth is the fount of vomit, but I bet you don’t mind kissing it. If you clean down there, you shouldn’t be encountering shit during the act. As a fellow ‘not anal lover,’ I can assure you, it still feels good to the other party. Use a dental dam, douche before sex, and encourage them to use a butt plug during vaginal sex (because both being filled is so much better).

Just wait until you learn about ‘set.’

Oh shit, I literally did one hand one way, and the other the other way at the same time to look at both! What does that even mean?!!?

Oooooh. Sorry, I’m a bit dense at times.

I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.

I do, and if you’re close enough for me to touch, I’ll make sure you know that you’re wanted.