You’ve had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you’re out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Coming quicker than FedEx

Never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time

With how often he’s punches down on transgender people, he’s definitely not a progressive.

AC/DC - “Back in Black”

Aww, poor babies. Maybe you should fucking quit, then.

The plague is still around. Black-tailed prairie dogs can carry it in the US.

Between one and two thousand cases of the plague are reported globally every year. Being in Arizona, they may have gotten it from being in contact with black-tailed prairie dogs.

Shot himself twice in the back of the head.

My only option is the local city bus. For me to go eight miles straight east to where my work is, I’d have to transfer twice, go a couple miles north of where my destination is, and leave home at least two hours before my shift. By car, it takes less than 15 minutes.

I remember it. It was everywhere for a while and then suddenly I never heard it again.

Agreed. On the holiday, even a bit on the weekend is fine. But last year we had one asshole somewhere in the neighborhood who was setting off those ones that are literally just a large booming noise until at least 12am for about la week straight. This year has been much more reserved. I’m thinking they either moved or possibly their immediate neighbors threatened them.

Most vehicles don’t even seem to have transmission dipsticks at all, now.

They were floating the idea earlier this year of finding a way to strip indigenous people of their citizenship.

Not quite, they’re all separate devices communicating through the CANbus instead of a central computer.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”