Who gives a shit

I do care that you broke your elbow.

Here comes the BOY

Had me at “marijuanification”

They’ve only been saying it all along, Sherlock.

Ell eye em pee Bizkit is right here.

Imagine my shock.

Make sure you swallow them when you’re done chewing.

You guys have dreams?

Surely you’re using the sewing kit for torn clothes and not your childs wounds, right?

Lmao

I live with my fingers on both buttons at all times.

Removed by mod

Copy that, ghost rider. That’s my bad.

Ever heard of TV?

Kodama pickles.

Removed by mod

Not without a warrant, bitch.

I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.

Cheese