My Own Grave - As I Lay Dying

Right? Skip the kidney failure and go right to the front of the line

Is anyone really shocked? They publicly stated months ago that 70% of VMware’s profits come from Fortune 500 companies and that’s what they would focus on.

And how would one accomplish that?

I just Huff my Stream Deck recreationally or socially, I’m not addicted to it I can stop anytime I want

My wife needs a printer for work and I hate the thing. I’ve firewalled it off as much as I can for two reasons:

1. they’re usually a massive security vulnerability
2. if it updates its firmware it won’t take cheaper 3rd party cartridges anymore

The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.

My wife just made a bagel, egg, bacon and American cheese sammich, pretty damn tasty