Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling “No No No NO No No No No No they’re not meant to be here this soon”, destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

Hahah you sound like my old drug dealer.

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.

I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn’t eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.

I think they nerfed the speed of them because of framerate issues.

Carport.

I’m going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

I don’t know if I’ve fucked up or if someone’s fucked up, but something is fucked up.

That’s when you’re supposed to go throw them in the river.

Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you’ll start to procrastinate and that’s when you start coding.

Simone Someone should start a go fund me for some lifers commissary in exchange for what you suggested.

Well I sure as fuck know what I’m doing as soon as I get home from work today!

Edit: well that was totally worth it, Conan went full Conan on Sean, best episode ever!

I absolutely love it, it’s the perfect show in my opinion, I’m so glad I stumbled across it.

I was sold on it by the first episode entirely because of Oscar, he kills me with every line.

Reminds me of the song One Morel Megabyte by the Toy Dolls

This is why we need to fund the arts with high quality drugs.

I have found and become a big fan of tv shows that I would have never had the chance to see because of piracy, one of my favourite shows ‘Corner Gas’ never once aired in my home country. Thank you piracy for helping me find good entertainment.

I put it back!

Jeez, you eat the sun once every so often and everyone loses their minds!

Aww man, not again.