Nice try, Dubya

“2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot”

The translation is not very accurate. It should be read something like this:

be me rune master

concealing runes of power

Chad comes and breaks the monument

plagueOfMaleficence.jpg

insidiousDeath.exe

lmao why are Chads like this?

[Insert pepe]

Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.

Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.

So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have

Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that

I hate you!

Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant

Wittgenstein found an elegant solution to this kind of paradox: “This is obvious bullshit. Next.”

Are you talking about me? How do you know? It’s pure rumors anyway! I’m extremely manly, OK? My car makes a lot of noise, so yeah. I’m heterosexual btw

Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

Ah damn.

Do you know how to replace it (the one-click save for later)? Something that would take the imports from pocket and is well integrated within Firefox?

Pregonte file

What about a process? File gone wild?

Thanks. Fair enough.

Which one though? Is it Xi Jinping? Putin? Charles Taylor? Bush? Blair? Netanyahu? Ratko Mladic? Jean Kambanda? Samphan? Assad (not that old I suppose)?

There are so many of them

ETA: I see the downvotes. I truly have no fucking clue who you are talking about. Duterte? Lukashenko?

🤠 I FuCkiNg love my job, Mace! When is my next assignment? Any chance to visit the female prison planet?

Casper, lighting a cigarette: “a well earned retirement. I’m getting too old for this job”

The shepherd: “the coyotes, they’ve taken Woolly the lamb”

Casper: 🐶😡🔫