The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

They both were

It’s a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets “kinged” by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you’ve lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)

That too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they’re at a ski lodge where Fry says, “Thank god global warming never happened,” and Leela responds, “Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter.”

Sounds like it’s time for Vetinari to have a word with them.

Luck of the Fryish, I think, right after Fry declares his bad luck is over and then slips and falls into the sewer.

Nah, good guess but Bender flushes himself in that one and Leela and Fry go looking for him. I think this is Luck of the Fryish, when they went looking for Fry’s seven-leaf clover.

The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

*Claims to have killed, having been directly refuted by other members of the team

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

You just yadda yaddad over the best part!

Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Or the same form, with a different coat of paint.

They couldn’t turn the world today into a movie because the writing would be called too lazy and ham-fisted to be realistic.

That’s crazy, his communication skills are on another level. It’s like instead of saying something he’s super-sayin’.

Don’t worry, some turbulence is par for the course but dangerous turbulence is pretty rare. Also 50 feet is an exaggeration, turbulence usually feels worse than it is. Plane rides are usually smoother than driving in a car, but flying can make you sensitive to lateral motion.

Look at me. I’m the banana now.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Is there a Beetlejuicing community on Lemmy yet?