As someone who was chronically constipated: A year’s supply of psyllium husks.

As someone who was overweight, depressed and had severe back pain, a yoga mat.

Yes, there you go! Good job, USA!

the GOAT

And you already know they’re gonna autogenerate audio-ads and product placements in these summaries as soon as people start using them.

Well, long walk for a short drink of water… Moreover, the point around the anecdotal Cloudflare Developer’s self experiment seems to be “Don’t trust in hearsay” rather than “don’t self experiment”, as the major gripes with the experiment are all related to external lack of trust in the experimenter’s applied scientific methods. I get the point of not overestimating your own ability to think critically in this regard, but I wouldn’t discard self experimentation per se, as it could always lead to further study.

Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

Great, now that 50% of a video can be a direct call for genocide, does that at LEAST mean I can use ONE instance of a “bad” word or speak of “icky” things like death and drug abuse without being demonized?

Yeah, that must be it

“No Kings” and it’s framing sound less tame and vague than “Hands Off” did, so here’s hoping.

Why is this NSFW?

That’s awesome

Purple, but yellow has the quicker and more mass appealing answers. “While I don’t condone their behavior, I wouldn’t go so far as to call it genocide. Several historical and sociopolitical factors as well as rigid definitions must be taken into account” doesn’t make for a great Tiktok.

Yeah well, one can dream

Wonder how much longer Vlad can afford those troll farms…

We’re all works of art and deserve some rest? Aren’t you just the sweetest

You’ll need a load-bearing bottom…

Beep boop

“Immigrants are poisoning the blood of America” - Donald Trump, explicitly citing Hitler, Waterloo, Iowa, December '23

Can’t wait for Google to AI-summarize AI-generated social media posts for artificial Google users created to hike ad prices. It’s gonna be wild

I can’t even get my social circle to switch from WhatsApp to Signal, let alone anything else. I use Conversations, a feature rich XMPP client for select stuff.