Is there anything I can use coupled with a VPN to block device fingerprinting, like software I can use on my phone.
Short answer: no. Due to the volume of data transmitted in an ordinary HTTP request, each point in that data set contributes to your uniqueness. You can use fingerprinting test sites to identify them and make yourself less unique.
In reality, there is very little application of this technique. Major companies like Facebook and Google are using it, but if you’re not visiting their sites, it’s unlikely that it’s going to matter. Mike’s Used Appliances is not trying to fingerprint you.
Given it just broke one of the masts, it was probably only a mild jolt.