I buy DVDs

JP you’re fuckin’ weird

They weren’t lucky. They voted for people that removed all the guardrails that enabled their success.

Everyone talks about gun rights, but what about sword rights? Why can’t I open carry a claymore in a Wendy’s? Law abiding sword owners face the most oppressive laws in the country and in some states can not even own swords for self defense. The right to bear swords should be on everyone’s mind come November.

I referred to Jennifer Connolly as Stifler’s mom and this zoomer gave me a blank stare.

I like how a lot of mathematicians won’t post their code because the pythonistas would destroy them.

Oh and his son works there and makes 7 figures for throwing an annual gala so he can party with his other rich friends.

It’s not fair to compare people who are shrewd at business and take advantage of a tax system that is rigged in their favor to people who are literally stealing from their own people.

Most western Europeans speak English with the exception of Iberian countries.

We are more concerned with airing grievances than writing.

Tucker Carlson without racism?

Oh ya NYC is totalling flipping red you guys. The Republican geniuses created a humanitarian crises and totally owned the libs. Mhmmm

I’d rather eat plastic like a man than read like a nerd.

Too bad it’s an issue that almost nobody gives a fuck about. The media is desperate for a horse race, for drama, for a crises, but people are exhausted from the constant exaggeration and most of us not living in the beltway would rather live our lives in peace.

This is the real answer. Arrest the spoofers. Anyone can vpn and spoof a phone call. It’s why I don’t answer my phone anymore

Sigma grind set or virgin for life, no in between

Somebody said Beetlejuice one too many times

Ya DingUS

There’s nothing more fulfilling than ordering the au pair around while sipping on a margarita.

Talented people have more bargaining power. The implication is that nobody wants to work in the office, but some people do it because they have to.