If only all billionaires would take care of themselves like this…

Is that… Papyrus?

Remember when FTC threw hands with MSFT…like literally last week? Yeah.

Rookie mistake. They didn’t ask to unpucker your butthole.

While I love the pastel aesthetic, it’s also headache inducing. So I just admire it for few minutes and go back to my dark dull themes for work.

I like how it’s colored as a dark ominous cloud of doom.

Foreskin: the essential component of all scientific advancements.

That’s a rather harmful stereotype. Thats like Hollywood depiction of autism. Most folks with mental health issues are not secret genius held back by the “society that doesn’t understand them”.

HELP! MY COOCHIE IS HAUNTED!

OP didn’t mention it, yet you felt the need to defend it.

It would’ve made more sense if you were talking about organ receiver. I should have a say in not giving my organs to oil tycoons.

Musk really caught the Trump virus didn’t he? What next, running for president?

Remember that Nestle exec who wanted to make water not a human right?

Naps in the afternoon be like.

All about the presentation.

Dammit!

No mass market phone will come without selfie camera. And any special purpose phones will be too expensive. Maybe just buy one without notch and put a tape on it?