Whoa, the resemblance is stronger than I thought it’d be.

Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic “make everything cheap” button on day one? Lol idiots.

Time to bust out a classic:

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The “President of peace” sure does start a bunch of fucking wars, huh?

I wish David E. Kelley would revisit his Boston universe one more time before he gets too old to work anymore. It’s approaching 20 years since the last of the shows, Boston Legal, ended its run. That makes me feel both incredibly old and quite sad.

“I don’t care about the midterms, look what happened last night,” Trump said, an apparent reference to the triumph of Ken Paxton, whom he had endorsed, over the sitting Republican senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary.

I mean, he probably should care a bit. Internal GOP estimates suggest they think it’s going to cost them $250mil now just to hold one seat in Texas, which really shouldn’t be necessary spending, given Texas voter’s 40-year record of buffoonery. And it’s all because Trump had to be a petty little bitch and endorse a criminal AG for Senate, because he thinks Cornyn isn’t “MAGA enough” despite voting Trump’s way 99.2% of the time. A record which makes him more loyal than Ted Cruz, by the way.

Roku used to be pretty great, but the writing was on the wall after the IPO in 2017. This is just one more step in the decade-long march toward total enshittification.

Uh, yeah, okay. 🤷‍♂️

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I love the Mars Trilogy, so I’d say the list is off to a good start.

If you insist on misusing AskLemmy to try to push your agenda, you should be a little more subtle about it next time.

The world needs more Gex.

A grifter got grifted by grifters. hahaha I love that for her.

I’m not watching Fux news.

Fox News is a far right cable “news” channel. This is a segment from a Fox Broadcasting affiliate in Dallas. They are unrelated to the cable channel.

Well, she wasn’t wrong, that water looks like shit. Literally.

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Self-hosting = planning your own vacation, obviously.