Yeah but doesn’t wario got a huge ass in the new mario kart? You’re gonna be missing out on that dumpy friend.

The fable of sour grapes for the smart phone age.

What happened in denver?

Bala-CRACK :kelly:

Those parachutes were obviously [insert hamas, ms-13, tren de aragua, antisemitic student protestors here]!

Will it have an arc about how it’s wife left it and he lost the house gambling on crypto?

We did intensive R&D on this model and opted out from using the notorious logitech f310 and instead have used the superior 1998 microsoft sidewinder.

When you spend the better part of the last two years getting a following on twitter for saying all women in western developed video games are ugly and secretly trans:

Drive away and fast because you don’t know when it’s going to pull an ied.

I just googled Emma Frost in this game and…she’s a total smokeshow? This is a man in drag, how??

You could work elon into this comic and it’d be just as good if not better!

You’re right. I can’t even pick up a pen with my toes so I’m way out of my league here. I appologize.

Is ecco the dolphin going to time travel into the future and save the human race?

Yeah sexy to a skinny legs enjoyer, heh.

Lookit those twigs, I’ve seen bigger legs on a turkey!

It always comes down to rnjesus. I hope your luck changes around soon!

Ah I’m older than you, lol. I was born in the 80’s so by the time pokemon came out I was kind of already aged out of it and playing stuff on playstation. But I did have blue! I never beat it as it didn’t grab me as a tween like I said age reasons. The tcg is cool though there’s a lot of strategy in it I hear.

Oh no I’m so sorry about your kitty! Mine passed away 4 months ago and it sucks, I miss him a lot, my house has felt so empty since he left me.

Gonna bump this and the other post for you so some comrade can get these tcg codes. I’d take them myself but I play yugioh on edopro, pokemon was never my thing.

Imagining a scenario where the space force is called up and they heroically fly up to the iss in boeing rockets that explode on the way to arrest him.

The $400 an hour self-defense lessons: