This is exactly why I just could not get into mastodon, and probably Twitter-likes in general

There’s no way, atleast at the time, to sort by top of the day. No way to see what was trending across the larger fediverse, no real way to find new and interesting things every hour on the hour

Lemmy is thankfully significantly better with this, and it’s honestly become my go-to social app now

I don’t live in a society that profits from my self doubt, I live in a society that profits from making everything more expensive every year

It appears to be a TypeError

Plants have no marketing budget this is so sad 😔

The embed on my client only gave me the middle 2 panels for context and honestly still funny

Yeah, it’s been a year

I hope he’s doing good in life

As part of their carbon neutral by 2050 pledge, they’re moving all the carbon into their sodas

Nah, he’s just got that Y3K cyber hearing augmentation

Also my tinnitus is at like 10 khz

Next you’ll be telling me that Schrödinger wasn’t a cat

Y’all remember the 3-day no poop guy?

Woman are you gonna be over shortly after the ebike

& Knuckles

Honestly “Triplet Towers” rolls nicely off the tongue

Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science!

My other brothers can’t hear right

Then when a girl talks in an itty bitty way

We found the thing for the case, subs get sprung

The text on the railing looks like an error message from the cat

I thought this was bitonic sort at first glace

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“You have to pick levers continuously at every instant in time”

Supertasks: 🗿