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Goddammit you sneaky fucker. Well done.

Damn good story, great read!

(Rifle bolt chambers round)

“Right, okay, shit, got it, holy fuck. Touch literally fucking nothing, nothing at all. I didn’t think you’d be that fucking prepared, goddamn.”

To the agonizer with you.

Can’t really say I’m all that invested in the project or its outcome, but I’m sure someone will be along eventually, good luck!

Oh cmon, it couldn’t get that —

(oh fuck there’s no atmosphere and my time machine just slipped under lava. i’m fucked — )

lolwut they knew exactly where it was going to hit well in advance and set up shop right next to it to be the first ones there luck had fuckall to do with it lol

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Understandable. I got it from pure coincidence: when creating a handle, I just tapped the x key thinking that it’d already been taken (it’s a single letter, those go fast) and that I might get some ideas from the suggestions that appear when a handle’s taken. None appeared and it took me a minute to realize I could just take X, so I did. I really didn’t expect it to be available and was baffled that it was.

It wasn’t until someone else pointed out the possible connection to the Nazi shithole and that Nazi’s obsession with the letter that I felt kind of good taking it, since this X absolutely hates the fucking Nazi and his shithole platform, Nazis in general, and sure af don’t mind saying so.

Fuck Elon up his ass with white-hot barbed wire.

Neither the Nazi post nor the SA Nazi’s endorsement of said Nazi post is at all shocking to anyone even remotely bothering to pay even the slightest attention these days.

Popped smoke the day his Nazi ass walked in, landed here not long after, never went back.

…is a dead Nazi.

Your sarcasm at his expense more than absolves you of any monstrousness. You don’t disrespect the woman murdered by Nazi ice, you rightfully disrespect the Nazi who’d very likely unironically make the very claims you’re being sarcastic about.

Texas is well known to have been broadly infected by the broke mind virus, and this is very much on brand for the weirdos.

Musk: what’s the problem? it’s not real.

Yeah, I was just made aware of my mistake. Sorry about that! 😅

Oops! Thanks for the correction!

“We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and have determined that we have done absolutely nothing wrong.”

Beep Beep I’m a Sheep