WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]
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WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•You know high quality slop is coming your way when you see "Ryan Grim says he's glad..."English
6·22 hours agocan’t be biased against men, that’s the bad gender
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Fancy lad says: if voters don't know 14 words, they can vote for the guy saying them [cw: socdem dipshittery]English
1·1 day agomy little prince obviously wouldn’t because republicans wouldn’t disclaim such associations, and because, republicans have a set of policy positions which are despicable, whereas platner has avowed righteous, anti-imperialist positions; and it is qua these policy positions, not qua his tattoos or his philandering, that he is attacked by the institutionalist media, and it’s against that media that njr runs interference.
if Mainers found someone who wasn’t a shithead, i’m sure njr would prefer it. if you ran in Maine and had the opportunity to be a voice for feeding the homeless in Maine and Gaza, i’m sure njr would prefer you, and would run interference for you as well.
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Healthy society: gambling on the number of cars that will pass through an intersectionEnglish
231·1 day agoyou don’t get it, this is an important signal to send to the market, so that, uh, well, you, see, it’s more efficient, this allows things to be more efficient, for stakeholders, um
think of it this way: imagine that it’s not just this kid, it’s an entire ecosystem of traders, such that there’s an efficient market trading on this intersection-passing instrument. and, now, it’s not just this singular intersection-passing instrument, but it’s on an entire portfolio of intersection-instruments, each one with sufficient number of traders who make the trading of each singular instrument, efficient. and so, um, you have, uh, essentially, a mapping of a logistics network, which will provide an accurate estimate of the amount of the time to travel through the network, kinda. and so, if have an equity stake in the logistical network, like you’re UPS, you can hedge against, say, a snow storm, delaying all your shipping. so that’s good. and, uh, this would also create positive incentives, to make travel through the network more efficient, because stakeholders who were, you know, least cost bearers, they could, uh alter their conduct thanks to the financial incentive – townships could reduce wasteful pedestrian crossing times, to allow more cars through; or, even, you know, a parcel carrier could drive more conscientiously, quickly to get through intersections. and, okay, sure there could be some perverse incentives – i guess it’s possible that a parcel carrier could more easily, well, just stop right before the intersection, having a short position on an intersection-passing instrument, but, well, regulators. regulators could step in, and monitor every vehicle that passes through any of these intersections, at every time of crossing. so every vehicle, every person would need to make representations regarding their held intersection-passing instruments, so that way traders could know ahead of time, uh, they could integrate that into their position calculations. (and i hear you, but it wouldn’t even need to be government regulators – imagine, if you will, the set of traders, each of whom would be better off if there were an impartial body – see, what they could do is, they could get together, and well, together they could privately create mechanisms which, well, i digress.)
but really this is a great innovation to help reduce friction, to reduce transaction costs. and sure, but uh, for now, let’s ignore out unaddressed effects of moral hazard from imperfect regulation, and regulation costs. okay, and just, uh, let’s also just bracket out the opportunity costs, for now, let’s just, assume, this kid couldn’t contribute otherwise to the economy. if this kid is a poor trader, he will leave the trading market. so by definition, if he’s trading, this is a pareto optimal for him. and for the traders, who are, well, less lucky or talented, we will still tax these trades, and so, you know, kids who prove unsuccessful, we can still provide social services for them. or, you know, uh, well, that’s a political choice which we don’t need to address right here, but, hypothetically, all that matters is that the economy is more efficient, and we can make determinations as to distribution of resources later. so this is a very good idea, thank you.
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Fancy lad says: if voters don't know 14 words, they can vote for the guy saying them [cw: socdem dipshittery]English
3·1 day agome, posting about mr platner and conspicuously shaking my head, so everyone on the leftist forum knows i don’t agree with getting nazi tattoos
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•[Not the Onion] Trump wants his arch ASAP. Crews will work 20 hour days to try to finish the project within two to three years. He surely wants it done by his third inauguration. [Full text inside]English
26·2 days agothe Arc de D.Trump is very humorous. rooting for him.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Happy pride month! - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-12th of June 2026English
1·2 days agoi could be, that or one of his right-wing pundit punching bags.
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Happy pride month! - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-12th of June 2026English
3·2 days agoya putting hands on bobby lee would make for great physical comedy.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.English
311·2 days agosmoothgroins
total quirky chungus millennial victory
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Happy pride month! - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-12th of June 2026English
3·2 days agourgent majority report update: seder is continuing to use “resent” as a noun (rather than resentment):
“a lot of resent[sic] and jealousy in this office; a lot of resent[sic] and jealousy going on here.”
his producer follows up with:
“. . . somehow that got translated into resentment and jealousy.”
moments later, a comment read on air:
“since when is resent a noun?”
seder, enigmatically:
“just when i pegged it.”
this must be a bit he’s awfully committed to – anyone know who he is (painfully) lampooning?
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Happy pride month! - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-12th of June 2026English
4·2 days agorecall one mad tv bit as a kid, barinholtz and someone else address the audience and explain the basics and rules of improv, explain yes and-ing, and as soon as they start with a scene the guy opposite to barinholtz ignores whatever barinholtz’s setup is (no but-ing), every time, and barinholtz gets madder and madder until he goes ballistic and wrestles the other guy to the ground.
so funny, so influential to me. will forte could never.
WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]@hexbear.netto
askchapo@hexbear.net•Should I see Obsession, Backrooms, or Scary Movie 6 on this AMC Discount TuesdayEnglish
3·3 days agoshould’ve called it Funny Movie tbqh
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Mayor Zohran has issued an executive order abolishing bed timeEnglish
39·11 days agototal hexbear victory
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Slop.@hexbear.net•It's frankly, disgusting to suggest communismEnglish
22·14 days agocommunism as an alternative for Germany
everything i don’t like is AfD lol
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Games@hexbear.net•Mixtape Is a Reminder That Teenagers Suck and Always Have | Second WindEnglish
6·15 days agogame centered on universal experience of transition between childhood and adulthood
“even then i wasn’t moved to give it a shot, i figured it must speak to trends that i don’t readily identify with”
incredible


i dunno about all that, but the strawberries and grapes im purchasing from a very reputable wholesaler seem to be rotting much quicker than usual.