Wage_Slave

I for one can’t wait for him to break it.

because he’s gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it’s gonna be.

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I’d jus… lik…t …ad…zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz…zZZZZz

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

The mini, due to it’s small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it’s filled

It’s not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Just don’t make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

“Oh c’mon. It’s not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything.”

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you’ve done something so stupid that they can’t even apologize for it.

It’s when there’s no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you’ve become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

God: hits bong Yeah, that’ll fuck some heads up. I’m all about creating this shit.

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Sorry guys. Shit’s kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We’re almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won’t be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

In Canada, typically signal is found on the phones of drugs dealers, wanna be con men and covoy (diet J6’r) fucks.

In Europe it gets more respect and better usage? Also, if this person doesn’t use internet, how would Signal be of any use to them?

Confused unga bunga.

Patriots break under pressure and get plea deals from Mr. Jack Smith