Them: You better not be smashing pumpkins.

Me:

All good just had a wank

Where’s the ai prompt writer?

That shit took 5 mins to prepare tops. Like if someone slaved away in the kitchen and it just turns out bad that’s one thing. I can put on a brave face and appreciate the effort for that. This plate on the other hand is an insult to the chicken that died for it. Hard to imagine that someone didn’t mess it up on purpose to be honest. I wouldn’t say that of course but I wouldn’t eat it either. “I’m sorry, it just doesn’t look like something I’d like to eat. If you like it that’s great but be sure the chicken is thoroughly cooked. I’d rather make something else for myself now.” That’s what I’d like to hear in a situation like that so that’s what I’d say.

Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

Horse races

And they’re specifically interested in what we eat. At least all of mine have been. I actually do the same thing with groceries and also cooked meals 😄

Same here. I spent my entire childhood being told by family and teachers how I could really make a difference as a reseacher or a philosopher or a doctor or whatever else. I hate engaging with “book knowledge”. Nobody ever bothered to factor that in 😅 All I really want is to create things with my hands. My mind is a nice asset when it comes to trivia or logical puzzles but I’m just not wired for academia.

As far as the eye can see

For real renegades who love their president, their landlord and the police.

There’s probably enough glizzy moisture in there to soften them up

I’m European and I will believe this.

4D bed bug

Fragile ego

What really puzzels me personally are bovine front legs, the joints are kinda all over the place

Virgin human proportions vs Chad bird proportions

Or that “the drunkard urinates on books for fun”

The left one will turn into a big fat, fully formed pigeon within a month due to being on a diet of nutritious fermented slop right from its parents necks. No need to rush development while still in the shell.

PG friendly Luigi

Me n who