Spoken like a true dipshit who has never had a real job

Now they’ve got zero

Bird was trying to save their dignity

“Yeah I know what Lame As A Rob is. I was talking about Les Miserables.”

This is good and funny and terminally online. All three can be true at once.

This was literally the Dem’s october surprise last election.

I’m sure it will work this time, though.

I’m joining the war on the Illuminate

On the side of the Illuminate

More like the president of virgin

_AA

He’s basically the liberal JD Vance

“I like the first album, but the later stuff is too commercial for me.”

I am going to become the Balatro

oh that’s easy, they just lived in dinosaur houses

So no mr birchum season 2?

Imagine getting plugs just to do this to your hair

This is how r/cth can still win

I assume matt groening hasn’t actually drawn anything in years

Iirc finno ugric languages aren’t actually that closely related to turkic ones

“I’m a centrist” or “I’m a moderate.”

In trans star trek, they have to go back in time to rescue blahaj from the past to communicate with an alien probe