I think you’re 12 or 13 and lying about being 20, judging by your writing style and use of emoticons.

Paladin Fairy?

“I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!” Gets flicked across the room

Frission, maybe?

I saw a house in Phoenix that was in my price range. I thought, “Wow, this house has a lot of natural light.”

The last photo was a picture of the roof, or lack thereof.

To be fair, we had this available for years. Now it’s just fully native.

So, uh, I have no idea if my chaotic good monitors have different dpi. I guess I’m just used to it lol

Sky King

I’ve been thinking about buying the bootleg Fire Red and Leaf Green because theyre expensive, but I want to own them lol

I used to have most of the Pokemon games, but my mother took all my shit to a pawn shop when I was a teenager.

Sorry, my dumbass forgot that the hemispheres have opposite climates

The fuck is midwinter?

I just bought a wheel and shifter, so I’ve just been cruising around in Forza.

Mainly trying to get used to it because it’s not the same as driving irl.