I’ll hold off too because some feathers grow straight from the bones. Eek

Does that cause problems?

What’s wrong with it? Anyone wanna answer me or are you going to just keep clicking the little down arrow to feel superior?

Of course

Me patiently waiting for hospital staff to stop acting like fucking cops

I’m so grateful to my wife for not caring about that shit

Cuts it out himself with one of those derpy daggers with the retractable guard and hands it to his beloved, still beating

Yeah it’s kind of like the crisis hotline hanging up on you because your 2 minutes is up. Insultingly impersonal!

Thanks for the reminder to find and set up the dash cam I bought 2 years ago (and then proceeded to do nothing with it because I forgot to buy an SD card for it, and then forgot entirely)

Posting with a new account apparently. Last time I made a reddit account I made a few comments in various subs. A few hours I went back and found that every single thing I posted was deleted without a word from the mods. I hadn’t even posted anything controversial but new account = bad I guess

Hope someone rats out the rat 🐀 it’s rats all the way down

News reporting on a black kid getting murdered: “HE WAS NO ANGEL!”

News reporting on a killer getting what was coming to him: “HE WAS SUCH A SWEET KIND MAN WHO DID NO WRONG!”

Finally buying more butter

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

Personally I wouldn’t risk it. Been burned too many times and I also don’t trust myself to hold up my end of such an agreement. Never can know what the future holds.

Skyrim. At the end of the main quest you go through a portal to Nord heaven and kill Alduin who is an ancient dragon god.

It relies on everyone involved not falling out with each other / losing interest / selling out down the line

Everyone I like still uses messenger. And a local support group I’m part of is on Facebook. I also use it to check for local updates especially during bad storms. Besides that I don’t touch it because my feed is 10% my relatives posting the dumbest shit anyone’s ever come up with and 90% sponsored/suggested shit that’s just thirst traps and rage bait.

JUSTICE FOR PIPPIN

Please look both ways before you pull out into a busy boulevard. Please use your turn signals. Please look around you before you change lanes. Please pass instead of tailgating. Please slow down when it’s snowing. Please stay in your lane. Please please please please