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Why is my safe open
No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•The Making of Disco Elysium - Part Three: WritingEnglish
2·9 days agoOh my fuck this is what I’ve been waiting for without realizing it.
That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•A very gradually alarming postEnglish
13·18 days agoMultiple nose exhales.
Printers exist to spite you. They are chaotic machines.
I thought it was just me. Finding out as I progress in IT, no. They’re all cunts.
And if the printers are listening you’re not a cunt. (Please keep working)
Edit: they fucking heard. The admin sharp gave me so much trouble today. Work on one machine not on another. Generic error. Adding via IP or wifi or wired. Im sorry printers I didn’t mean it. Y r u this way
Edit 2: it was the port
Patrice o Neal having a character in wktt gta4 radio is one of my faves. Those were so funny at the time
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•German bank heist: Thieves use drill to steal €30m from savings bankEnglish
83·24 days agoWith a fucking looney tunes drill.
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Thick women are drawn to the twinks. It’s biology.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
movies@piefed.social•Not sure if I'm just old and bitter now or movies have gotten worse
11·1 month agoIt was a lot gayer than I thought it’d be.
really liked it but literally said “what the fuck” when it ended
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are the most sentimental items to you and why?
4·1 month agoMy dad’s pool stick.
He struggled with addiction until the end. In the depths of alcoholism when he was selling everything to have money for it, he didn’t sell that. Even after the pool table was gone, he had no home, no money for food… Never sold it.
I’ll never part with it. It’s the thing that reminded him of what he had at one point. The life. The Business. The family.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•what's the dumbest thing you've done online?
15·1 month agoI looked on the old account and couldn’t find it. Deleted in reddit purge. Will work on new content ™️
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Whats the worst book anyone has ever recommended you?
6·1 month agoOoooo shit I never knew they both had Mormon upbringing. That’s 100% what it is.
I totally agree with Sanderson. Something was missing. Read elantris and dropped mistborn about halfway through.
To be fair this is when I picked up Malazan, and that kinda ruins most things.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Linux is the reason Windows apps are bloated these days
9·2 months agoThis is what’s wrong. Distilled.
All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
Every like is proof my psychosis is a cute quirk






















Had never seen that one. Powerful.