The executives own technology.

No, that would be an anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.

That tent peg was the last thing that went through his mind.

What about acronyms and initialization?

A toilet that never needs to be plunged or snaked.

He wouldn’t buy them from himself at full MSRP, only cost.

The best time is before two-thirty.

It’s for mounting the taxi license plate.

https://www.mogo.co.uk/products/rear-bracket-adjustable-for-square-tx-licence-plate

Why did I buy this? It’s just as confusing as 25 years ago