“Unctuous”, especially when overused on those shows…

Srsly

Auron and Barrett MAYBE - they haven’t lived easy lives. But Fabool?!?!?!?!

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The absence of the comma means Bert and Ernie are brothers and their mom is one of those ladies who married herself, which was a trend for a moment in like, the early 2000s or something.

This is absoplasmic reticulous.

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Moths have many tiny scales on their wings and bodies. Bats just chew right through it.

Health and beauty

I said I don’t MIND. I didn’t say I like it! Lol

Yeah it’s super cool that this little one got fixed up. Thank you for posting!

Your cat has a sick goatee

Poor lil babe. You’re gonna be ok!

So sorry for your loss, OP. Riley is very beautiful and sounds like a lovely dog. I lost a cat recently and I feel your pain.

Dude what the fuck, she fell off hard

Surimi with a bit of melted butter is better than popcorn.

I’m definitely experiencing some weirdness since I migrated. 🤣

I migrated from lemm.ee, and I’m ok with being choked.

There was a bean season, now we have moth season.

Often, sometimes I can’t turn it off. :(