New sicko potential

Directly from KCNA here: http://www.kcna.kp/en/article/q/64e900f5bd0353837ca02d7babcce3adf0e6857b3bc915d1758c332d4b2dcdc2e90b7d9d2886bc48b3cc61aad7ed43cc.kcmsf

According to the election returns, 99.99 percent of all the voters registered on the voter rolls across the country attended the election. 0.0037 percent of the voters failed to take part in the election as they are currently abroad or working in oceans and 0.00003 percent abstained.

99.93 percent of the electors balloted for and 0.07 percent against. As a result, under the Law of the DPRK on the Elections of Deputies to the People’s Assemblies at All Levels, 687 workers, farmers, intellectuals, servicepersons and officials were elected to be SPA deputies.

Just like all the Americans that want to bomb Agrabah for sounding too Muslim

Do people usually mean that literally? I thought it was figurative like with circlejerk subreddits…

Sorry OP, but you already had been warned that Iran had already made an alliance with Allah swt, so really this was easily predictable, swallowing my head.

I don’t see how fishing boats would have anything to do with it.

But that would mean the US was doing war crimes in Venezuela so obviously the only conclusion is that fishing boats are military operations

It’s only 7k for a shahed

I mean in settler colonies it actually does to some extent. Never stop saying “Marg bar Amrika.”

UN OHCHR are apparently tankies

Just remember, whatever you do, do NOT summon an inner

I’m hoping OP might have meant like support for the and war crimes squad is getting so low to the point regular people even in the US would be willing to say ‘fuck the troops.’

Ah, so international politics is just office politics of literally just any other workplace? In software engineering, this is called a duck.

No! Try not, or do not! But try, do not! Only, not try, to do. Er, not… do… be-do-be-do!

— Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

Dr. Jihad

The funnier bit is that there are a bunch of actual medical doctors whose first names are Jihad.

See, Dijkstra was talking about people trying to create programs in natural language. He didn’t say not to use your natural language to hire someone else to make a formal program. This is people using natural language to hire an LLM to make a formal program, and asking LLMs is like asking people, so it’s Dijkstra-approved.

Chuds whose parents bought it for them

Imagining that genocider-punching was normalized

Silly tankie, you forgot that Iran is both strong[1] and weak.[2] Therefore, the war is just the beginning and very complete, respectively.

[1] “Iran has a powerful military, with Global Firepower stating that it is a Top 20 global military power.”

[2] “Iran is weak and wounded. … Tehran is in weak standing with the Iranian public. Its ‘axis of resistance’ has been weakened by war with Israel.”