Many of us cannot attest to this because we have not lived it, but, if you go to China right now, and meet an old man in his 80’s, they can tell you where they were at, materially speaking, back before and after the revolution, and how much their lives in 1 lifetime, have improved. These people are still alive to tell the world their story, which is the second greatest story of human development since the Soviet Union.
Hey, it’s not everyday my country gets some attention, so they’re all running on top of each other for that limelight. We have J-Go, Angel Cintrón and now the Archbishop chiming in, while the leopards are in front of their faces. I sometimes wonder what it will take for my compatriots to understand they’re not Americans. Will they have to see gringo pogroms in Florida and NYC? Nah, I know that even when they do see them, they will act as ‘‘shocked’’ as they’re acting now, as the leopards eat them.
This looks like a great bit for an internal monologue, about the crisis of faith, loss of self, whether you’re there or not, whether these people are for real, and what are you doing here. It could go something like this:
‘‘Folks, we got the best crowds, beautiful crowds, I tell ya, just looking around, peeping through the donut hole and into the stove. You saw me making fries? I make the best fries, they never looked so toasty and golden, like my apartment, brilliant like me. You see me standing here, but what does it all mean? Look at this crowd, folks, we got the biggest crowds, check out that guy over there (points), the fake news media is always saying people walk out, but I never see them leaving, that guy went to the bathroom and came back, nobody’s leaving, but I’m leaving after this rally, you’re all leaving. People say we’re crazy, but you will come out to vote for me, I don’t care about you, maybe I don’t care about myself, but you’re cheering like I cheered for those golden fries, and they clapped back. The salty ‘‘El Dorado’’, you guys ever heard of that place? Some Spanish conquistadors were looking for a place made of gold, but I knew where it was, the biggest gold reserves you’ve ever seen, so magical, like amorphous energy. What am I doing here? (He turns around). The mic isn’t working, feels like that time I had to wait for an order of 4 Fish Fillets with fries, so toasty, so beautiful, or, believe me, that time at Mar-E-Lago when the valet parking went 2mins over the usual, but we have the best valet service, so it’s all water under the bridge. Folks, the sound people came over, they took the sound from me, I can’t get through, I’ll keep walking around and no one will notice we got a sound problem. Look at that hipster back there, we got the best hipsters, so beardy, with glasses, like those nerds back in school, I keep saying it, but nobody can hear me. Who came up with ‘‘Make Detroit Great Again?’’ MDGA, Mmd-gah? Doesn’t roll off like ‘‘MAGA’’. These campaign people can’t pitch camp, slogans, or catchphrases, why can’t they be like those donut energies? Always golden, always round, looks like the sound isn’t coming back, like that shit I took yesterday at that McDonalds, it’s why we had to close down, the dookie was too big. That sound lady is coming back, but they can’t hear me, nobody can hear me, and they aren’t leaving, nobody is leaving.’’
They’ve done a lot with regards to China. Breakthrough News is from them, and they have the China Report these days with Amanda Yee and KJ Noh. Ken Hammond, one of the co-founders of the Confucius Institute, member of Pivot for Peace, and one of the US’s premier experts on China, is a card carrying member of PSL. So it’s one of their party lines to support the CPC.
You made it further than me, I stopped right here.
the Manga Carta
New weeb theory just dropped.
I chuckled at ‘‘Neither’’ being the higher percentage. The indifference towards Americans is a relieving sign.
This is why I have the adage that:‘‘All comrades are beautiful’’
Yeah, he’s the most American thing happening Americanly in America.
Hahaha, yeah, me too. I used to rent it as a kid from the local videostore. You actually made me wanna replay it, so I’ve been at it this afternoon. 😄
It took me 3 days, but I finally remembered where I think I’ve seen this lovely chap, it was as the first form of the ‘‘reptile’’ in Chapter 3 in E.V.O.-Search for Eden, one of my favorite games.
Hahahaha, the ‘‘roflcopter’’, I’d forgotten that one.
I’m probably the only sane person using them for what they mean: laughter. Guess I’ll go back to ‘‘Hahaha’’, cause I never got used to ‘‘lol’’ or ‘‘lmao’’.
“Who pays for the guns? The ammo? Pennington says guardians can use the stipend to buy firearms.”
Come the fuck on, that guy’s name is ‘‘Pennington’’ and he’s penny-pinching.
One of our most beloved comrades dropping some entertainment for our dear Hexbears in this most trying of times, Post-Dunk/Dredge lockdown.
I’ve been feeling it, folks, not gonna lie, been a last couple of boring days without our homie, UlyssesT keeping us up to date with King Bazinga’s post-election euphoria, lib mask-off meltdowns, and other golden turds from the dredge pile.