TheLowestStone

Bullets. Like most people, they are weak to bullets.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

He was already a piece of shit before he was outed.

To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

How about the sun?

Keep thinking that.

You can say it but it won’t mean anything. Also “is absolutely mute” should be “are absolutely moot” and the semicolon is used incorrecty.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

It’s so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Best of luck to you.

Just curious, where are you going? My wife doesn’t want to move further from her family or we would be in New Zealand already.

The gun store closes before I get home from work. That’s why I’m going tomorrow.

Oh, I know. I’m trying to get into his head.

You don’t. That’s kind of part of consenting.

You know, that actually makes a little sense. I smoked and I looked a bit more… worn when I was 18.