Peacock mantis shrimp*

A kids size no less. Actually insane.

Wat

Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

But let’s be honest, he probably hadn’t even attempted it once.

…yes? He’s waiting till they’re 18. Besides the fact that, as someone referenced above, in many states the age of consent is 16, so, if he was really scummy, he wouldn’t have even waited at all.

I think you need a better PC my man. Takes me under a second for images upwards of 2000x2000.

I think what she meant to say was a “Shark cooter E-board”