BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Just because someone made it doesn’t mean they understand it.

I could draw a picture of a purple dragon fucking a monkey but couldn’t tell you why.

Ba doyng doyng doyng

We out here tryna die fam.

Honestly it’s just basic safety at this point.

Arrrrrrroooooooooo

“I’ll break into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place!”

It’ll be exterminated for being “woke” and “caring about climate change”

I’m honestly convinced he’s just really bad at remembering character names so everyone just renames his character Hector

It’s just like the American flag.

Anymore if I see someone have an abundance of American flags flying, or stickers/bumper stickers I don’t assume they’re patriotic I assume they’re a racist bigoted trump supporter.

Damn racists stole the American flag the way they think gays stole the rainbow.

We put most of it inside but then put the rest on top to make it look pretty

Everyone says parents but as a former kid who started to feel like violence was the only answer it was the school from students to teachers that made me that way.

Luckily though my parents noticed and moved me to a different school and most of my anger went away because I wasn’t being tortured everyday.

Unless your poor.

Ah I get it now lol I just wasn’t expecting that

I don’t get this reference.

Except what the leader of Germany decides to do doesn’t generally affect the entire planet. At the same time if the leader of Germany was a racist, sexist, fascist, bigoted piece of shit hell bent on becoming a dictator I’d wanna know about every detail.

“How do I bury my head in the sand and act like none of this is real?”

This is what everyone who says shit like this sounds like. I get that it’s not your country but the fact remains that it’s still going to effect you as well.

Women create most of their own issues and then blame men for not fixing them.

Obviously I’m not saying all their problems cause men are pretty fucked but most of the problems women complain about are because of other women.

Especially when it comes to beauty standards.

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 “Always has been”